Naughty or Nice?

Imagine this scenario: it’s a few days after Christmas, you’re coming home to your big beefy new boyfriend who you’ve been texting dirty with nonstop for the past week (the boyfriend is me, btw) You’ve been away visiting family but you’ve been dying to get back so you can explore this submissive side of you that I love to exploit. You open the door expecting a hug and “how was your trip” but instead.. all the lights are all off except a dim lamp by the couch. There I am totally naked, kicked back, relaxed and horny.

You know what you have to do. A booming voice commanding “on your knees, get to work, bitch” is your only greeting. You begin sucking and throating for a good 10 minutes straight, to the point where you can’t tell if the spit on your face is yours or mine. All of a sudden though.. I lie down on the couch, kick my legs back, and there’s mistletoe tied around my nuts. You can take the hint. In goes your tongue, you’ve done this before right cunt? But something’s different this time. I feel it more than you. A hot ball of pressure building up inside my gut, and it’s just about to reach the barrier of your tongue. There’s 2 possible ways this plays out, and it’s all up to you.

Are you gonna be nice and obedient? Kissing my chimney, lapping up eggnog farts while thanking your master?

Or are you gonna fight back and make me put you on the “naughty list”. For clarification, my definition of naughty list is sitting on your face and forcing you to swallow my humid sharts while your eyes tear up, my 2 mountainous cheeks muffling the sound of your retching, blending it in with the rest of the air escaping my ass. I guess when you think about it it’s not really a list, mostly just a way for me to put you in your place and bust a nut, the English language sure is weird sometimes huh?