How do you keep your nail clippings from getting everywhere?

I don't think I've ever seen anyone else clip their nails other than in a movie where someone is intentionally bad at it. So what do you do when you clip your nails to keep them from getting everywhere?

No matter how carefully I try, I just can't seem to keep them from launching all over the room, just to be discovered weeks later.

My setup:

1. I take a handkerchief (I carry a handkerchief will me everyday), and shape it into a bowl on a large surface (like my bed or the carpet).
2. Then I try to clip my finger & toe nails into the bowl.
3. Then I try to shake the handkerchief out over the toilet.
   1. This doesn't always work because the toilet bowl is too small of a target, so sometimes I:
      1. fold up the handkerchief
      2. Go for a drive later that day
      3. Open the window a tiny bit
      4. and hold the handkerchief out the window so the wind picks up all the nail clippings from the handkerchief.

Alternatively:

I'll just clip my nails outside in a secluded area at the park or in a parking lot while I listen to music or a podcast.

EDIT:

Seems like right after a shower/bath is the way to go. Thanks folks!