What is the “weed devil” telling you lately?

Somewhere on this amazing sub people have been calling it “the weed devil” which I find funny and accurate. What has the weed devil been telling you the last couple days?

Here’s mine: (and my responses back):

“ your city is burning down, you need to relax and calm your nervous system” (excuse me, weed devil, if my entire city is burning down, why the hell should I be inhaling burnt smoke into my lungs at this moment?!)

“ it’s the weekend and you’ve made it 12 days. If you’ve made it 12 days, you deserve a hit.” (I really don’t wanna start over my 12 days. I really worked hard for these 12 days. I feel proud of myself for my 12 days and I will not feel proud of myself if I lose them!)

“ you can use in moderation remember” (uhhh no I can’t)

“ maybe if you smoke with other people and not alone it’s OK.” (Slippery slope man)

“ maybe you should dig in the trashcan for a gummy that you threw away” (dude I took out the trash days ago….)

Ooooh that was fun! Share yours!