The legend of TC Zwag: Destroyer of Bronze Noobs

In the bronze bracket, where players struggled to remember their items and forgot to farm, TC Zwag reigned supreme. His claim to fame? Destroying opponents who barely knew how to play.

With magic pen Mordekaiser, Zwag obliterated clueless tanks who didn’t know what "MR" stood for. His super-charged Ezreal ult erased teams that didn’t know to dodge skill shots. In URF mode, he spammed abilities while his enemies wandered around, unsure of what to do.

Zwag relished crushing players who had no idea how to counter his tank Jayce or jumpscare Warwick. His opponents struggled to keep up as he spammed ability haste Malzahar or destroyed them with mathematically correct Draven.

He cackled as his 900+ AP Seraphine ult wiped teams that didn’t even realize they could buy magic resist. His infinite damage Thresh left players questioning if they should even queue again.

Zwag thought he was a god, but all he did was stomp players who couldn’t even land a basic combo. He didn’t win because he was skilled — he won because his opponents were still figuring out the game.

Zwag: a legend in his own mind, but to bronze players, he’s just an unfair matchmaking nightmare.