You get $1 million dollars, but have to poop in every county in Iowa. You have 3 months to complete this challenge

Iowa has 99 counties.

You are allowed to eat and drink whatever foods/beverages you like.

Laxatives are allowed the last two days of the challenge but forbidden any other time.

For a poop to count, it must be larger than a McNugget.

If you fail, you must let an Iowan defecate in your personal bathroom each day for 3 months (and they don't flush)