What mildly useless super power would you pitch?

You get to pitch a mildly useless super power to a council of aliens but if it's too useful you're denied. The council gets to decide what's too useful or not. If they think your super power couldn't be used to help anyone or make money, it gets approved. What would you pitch them?

I would do the ability to make any single canned beverage instantly cold with a 12 hour reset. Basically that would only be useful for me and just what I might consume.