My neighbor mowed down my tulips 😂
I was mowing my yard yesterday and so was my neighbor. I left a strip by the sidewalk where my tulips are and they were about 6" out of the ground, into spring without any flowers - yet.
He comes in behind me to "prank me" and I see him and I'm flailing my arms around pointing at the strip of unmowed grass he's heading towards and I watch him gleefully mow down my tulips - about 80 of them.
I put my head in my hands and just start laughing like what the actual fuck!!??
My neighbor rides over "man I'm so bored!" - I yell "you just mowed down all my tulips!"
The look of terror on his face was enough to let me just laugh the whole thing off.
I laughed for 10 minutes and I'm still laughing today.
He offered to buy more but I told him it wasn't necessary. The look on his face was enough 😂
Happy gardening friends!