To: Alt Squad in Mercy's Wish

To the 7+ alts in Mercy's Wish that destroyed every CV, drove all of our vehicles into the water, destroyed our artillery, friendly fired and gassed out the TH, talked mad trash while doing all that, and were just genuinely reprehensible human beings?

I hope you eventually find joy in something besides ruining the fun of others.

Fellow Wardens, don't blame the Collies. It's not their fault a squad of jackoffs ruined our fun. We all know that every Foxhole player hates alters.

My fellow Foxhole autists. Have pleasant day. Have fun. Fight hard. Die well.