I hate female heroes designs.

Something that has bothered me to no end while playing this game is that female heroes muscles are so inaccurate to their real historical counterparts. They're wayyy too big and unwieldy, especially if you look at what they're SUPPOSED to be. "But Frenchie, the game is full of historical inaccuracies" yeah, I know. It's not the fact the game isn't like real life that bothers me, it's the fact real life isn't like the game.

I find massive, cumbersome arms like Valkyrie's "biceps" so bloody cool, and am a big strong woman nerd, so it's just a big ol kick in the head when I find this really dope looking thick-with-3-Cs arm and find out there's pretty much nothing like it historically. Same with Gladiator's "abs", the belly is so big and chonky but looking at the real one, it's just disappointing. Like being catfished but by pixels and chunks of centuries old muscles. I can forgive Ubisoft for a lot of things; broken characters on launch? Fine. Shoddy server management? Understandable. Orochi still being in the game? I can cope with it. But getting my hopes up about really cool women? Not cool, Ubi. Not. Cool.

Inspiration : I hate Hitokiri and Gryphon's weapon designs.