Damn I don’t know what to put here

I hate family link but my parents said I either have family link or no phone, and I’m like both options pretty much suck and are kinda the same for me so I just went with no phone cause I don’t get any of the apps that I want anyways. Also everywhere I go and I’m telling people how family link is ruining me the parents are just like “it’s the best thing that ever happened to everyone” and I’m looking at them as if they are crazy. Btw my dad destroyed my headphones for speaking up about it so I can’t even listen to music and I got my phone taken away for two weeks (even though I told them I don’t want the phone they are just shoving the phone and family link combination down my throat and I’m like fuck you I’m 16 and still have this abomination of an app). Anyways, my dad told me that I need my phone because I’m the older sibling or else I can’t go out and I told him “Bro, you know I have no friends why would that be a problem? All you’ve done was just create a series of unfortunate events” and I know it’s bratty but my relationship with my parents is holding on by a thread, so they are seriously having some serious fucking issues but holy at this point I’m just gonna have gun(s) to all the vital parts of my body so that I don’t make it out alive 🤞. Sorry guys I can’t help but think that maybe this rant is kinda confusing but I don’t know what to tell you guys I’m sorry if it’s confusing just ask questions to anything you all are curious to know about 😓

My honest reaction to life: 💀😱😒🥳an indication for my sadism😛🫢🙄