“I just don’t believe that God is a lawyer.”

Heard a friend say this to another TBM friend who was trying to quiz him on why he doesn’t go to church.

Thought it was a pretty good description of covenant-making, ordinance-enforcing, authority-arguing, nitty-gritty-baptism-doesn’t-count-because-a-hair-didn’t-go-under, argue-the-nuance, apologist Mormon Jesus, Esquire.