Things one should NOT say in front of Humans.

Gentile dragons. We must remember, in our greatness, that humans are not only small and easily frightened, but have peculiar sensitivities, and are not at all as harmless as one might think. Let’s us therefore share examples of… regrettable utterances that a wise dragon might refrain from speaking in their presence.

For good relations, of course, if not also to keep one’s scaly hide.

Theradorus.

Instructor of Human Relations.