1270 orders later...
1270 orders later and it finally happened.
I try to treat every order like it's someone I know but Address sent me to a field, I checked the GPS 4 times, called the customer 3 times, sent 2 texts and 15 minutes past the Doordash "wait time" I did what Doordash told me to do (with no glare)
Maybe there was a Papa Johns loving gopher with a cellphone named Michelle??
UPDATE:
Sooo driving home after my dash tonight, I passed by the same field and realized this is now the weirdest dash I have even heard of. After seeing Timon & Pumbaa's order still hanging out 2 nights later I realized I am,, in fact, an accomplice to the crime of littering committed byDoordash.. My conscience got the better of me and wanted to satisfy the environmentalists with some proof of my karma-acquiring actions tonight. F'ing weird...