Windrunner Squire tries to complete a Quest in the future Stormlight RPG

Ardent: "I have to redirect you to Sylphrena of The Wind in Urithiru Castle."

Squire: "Oh, I've met Syl, she's... interesting."

Ardent: "Yes, but I have to warn you Radiant, the temptation of the blue gash is strong beyond belief."

Squire: "Uhh?.."

Ardent: "I too have felt the call of her sprenly hands upon my shard."

Squire: ".."

Ardent: "Imagine Radiant, how HonorSpren sweat must taste like"

Squire: *Lashes away*

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