Have you guys ever fucked a pumpkin?

Have you? If not, would you like to try it out sometime? I’m just interested in hearing y’all’s opinion. I don’t think I could, because I don’t think I would get much pleasure from it. I mean a pumpkin doesn’t seem like it would feel good, yk? Maybe if you left some of the stuff in there it would feel more meaty. But then when you pull your dick out there’s going to be a bunch of gunk and maybe some punpkin seeds on there. Scoop the seeds up, let them dry in the sun, and eat them! Fast and easy snack, classic. JK! Idk i’m just rambling. It just seems like so much work… Cutting the hole, pulling down your pants, making sure no ones watching… ugh NO THANK YOU 😂 And then your dick is all orange and you have to go shower and scrub it with a washcloth to get the color out… so much work. Most of the time I feel tired and sad and that’s just me.