What's your baby "dropped, rolled, fell" story?

I came home from work (I do part time on my husband's days off) and my husband said "I have to tell you something".

I (like an asshole) jokingly said you didn't drop her did you?

He's almost in tears and tells me that he put her on our bed for 2 seconds and turned to close the blinds and she catapulted herself off the bed and hit the cushioned bedframe. Tiny little bruise on her cheek. Here pupils are good, she cried for .5 seconds and he said she was laughing immediately after when he was trying to check her body for any injuries.

I keep trying to reassure him that babies are pretty bump proof and almost every human has a whoopsie drop story. He will not stop beating himself up over this.

If anyone has a story of a baby accidentally dropping, rolling off something, falling please share so I can help him realize he's not a bad parent and these things are really common.