What would be in your unhinged backpacking kit?

Our family was discussing an end-of-season trip, and we got talking about what our unhinged kit would look like. Wife suggested an evening bathrobe (which, honesly, sounds amazing). I suggested inflatable furniture to make a lounge area. Battery powered projector, game console (with optional battery bank) also comes to mind..

What's in your unhinged backpacking kit, that would make other campers silently ask "WTF?"? I guess the only "rule" is that whatever you bring, has to fit in your backpack.