What slightly shitty Christmas present did you get?

Not trying to be ungrateful here, but I am interested in hearing who else got slightly shitty Christmas presents?

I was gifted a weird calendar that is a book. It isn't a diary. It definitely is a calendar book. I can't hang it anywhere, the squares are too small to write anything in and it is too large (15cm x 15cm) to put in a handbag. It is a slightly shitty present.

I hope you can top that.

EDIT - I am reading a lot of heartbroken people didn't receive anything at all and that's shitty. Not slightly shitty, but shitty. Sorry that this happened to you. I feel you. Sometimes this happened to me as a kid and it hurts, especially when I didn't understand what I did wrong. So, hugs all round