Which Genie would you rather use?
Fun Genie
- Gives you 100 wishes
- Requires all the wishes to be "small" wishes.
- None of the wishes can directly impact more than 5 people or provide more than $100(usd) in value.
- Will not grant any currency and will not grant the same wish twice.
- If he thinks you're trying to get around the rules and make a "big" wish, he can use discretion to refuse.
Evil Genie
- Gives you 50 wishes.
- Hates humans and will purposefully make your wish as bad for you as possible (think: monkey's paw on steroids).
- Will harm other humans for fun if he sees an opportunity.
- Extremely pedantic.
Elderly Genie
- Gives you 10 wishes.
- Likes humans and genuinely wants to help you out.
- Has terrible hearing, can't read in any language, and is kinda dumb.
- If you wish for "A million bucks," he might think you said "A million ducks" and give you a million ducks. He is not smart enough to infer that you said something else.
- If you wish for "A million bucks," he might also hear you correctly but think you meant a million male deer.
- Won't kill any humans or cause them grievous bodily harm.
Picky Genie
- Gives you 5 wishes.
- Will not let you wish for anything that can theoretically happen without a wish, no matter how impractical.
- If you wish for $1,000,000, the genie will point out that you can win the lottery. If you wish for a cure to cancer, the genie will point out that a cure is technically possible and just hasn't been discovered/published yet. If you wish for a celebrity to talk to you, the genie will point out that they can easily run into you in public by chance and start talking to you.
Lazy Genie
- Gives you 1 wish.
Risky Genie
- Before you make a wish, there is a ⅙ chance of you instantly dying.
- The genie will be permanently unavailable to you after you go 30 days without making a wish with him.
- Theoretically infinite wishes if you have perfect luck.
Universal Rules
- No mind-controlling people or changing people mentally.
- No omnipotence/becoming God.
- No bringing organisms back from the dead.
- No directly undoing your previous wishes.
- No wishing for more wishes.
- You can only use one genie.
- No wishing to change the universal rules or the individual genie's rules.
- The genies cannot be bribed.
- The genies can use discretion to refuse a wish if they think you're compounding multiple wishes together. The genies will only refuse a wish in actual good faith (yes, including Evil Genie).