Which Genie would you rather use?

Fun Genie

  • Gives you 100 wishes
  • Requires all the wishes to be "small" wishes.
  • None of the wishes can directly impact more than 5 people or provide more than $100(usd) in value.
  • Will not grant any currency and will not grant the same wish twice.
  • If he thinks you're trying to get around the rules and make a "big" wish, he can use discretion to refuse.

Evil Genie

  • Gives you 50 wishes.
  • Hates humans and will purposefully make your wish as bad for you as possible (think: monkey's paw on steroids).
  • Will harm other humans for fun if he sees an opportunity.
  • Extremely pedantic.

Elderly Genie

  • Gives you 10 wishes.
  • Likes humans and genuinely wants to help you out.
  • Has terrible hearing, can't read in any language, and is kinda dumb.
  • If you wish for "A million bucks," he might think you said "A million ducks" and give you a million ducks. He is not smart enough to infer that you said something else.
  • If you wish for "A million bucks," he might also hear you correctly but think you meant a million male deer.
  • Won't kill any humans or cause them grievous bodily harm.

Picky Genie

  • Gives you 5 wishes.
  • Will not let you wish for anything that can theoretically happen without a wish, no matter how impractical.
  • If you wish for $1,000,000, the genie will point out that you can win the lottery. If you wish for a cure to cancer, the genie will point out that a cure is technically possible and just hasn't been discovered/published yet. If you wish for a celebrity to talk to you, the genie will point out that they can easily run into you in public by chance and start talking to you.

Lazy Genie

  • Gives you 1 wish.

Risky Genie

  • Before you make a wish, there is a ⅙ chance of you instantly dying.
  • The genie will be permanently unavailable to you after you go 30 days without making a wish with him.
  • Theoretically infinite wishes if you have perfect luck.

Universal Rules

  • No mind-controlling people or changing people mentally.
  • No omnipotence/becoming God.
  • No bringing organisms back from the dead.
  • No directly undoing your previous wishes.
  • No wishing for more wishes.
  • You can only use one genie.
  • No wishing to change the universal rules or the individual genie's rules.
  • The genies cannot be bribed.
  • The genies can use discretion to refuse a wish if they think you're compounding multiple wishes together. The genies will only refuse a wish in actual good faith (yes, including Evil Genie).

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