ULPT: Hate a Company? Don't Leave Negative Reviews, Leave Overly Positive Ones!

Boss laid you off? Don’t waste time leaving a thorough, truthful one star review. That’s for nerds!

Instead, leave a series of overly positive, 5 Star reviews in broken English! Making accounts with Chinese or Indian names will earn bonus points. Getting text or names in Kanji/another non-English script will really sell that they’re buying fake reviews overseas

The faker they look, the better!