Not cool

Wow, what an incredible start to the day! I mean, who doesn’t love a little sausage-less bacon to kick things off? It's like a delightful surprise – breakfast roulette! I can’t believe the driver must have thought, “Why not enjoy a little snack on the way?” Because obviously, that was the plan all along! And the icing on the cake? Getting told it’s not eligible for a refund. How generous! Really living the dream here, huh? This is just the breakfast experience I always hoped for!

Wow, what an incredible start to the day! I mean, who doesn’t love a little sausage-less bacon to kick things off? It's like a delightful surprise – breakfast roulette! I can’t believe the driver must have thought, “Why not enjoy a little snack on the way?” Because obviously, that was the plan all along! And the icing on the cake? Getting told it’s not eligible for a refund. How generous! Really living the dream here, huh? This is just the breakfast experience I always hoped for!