What are some funny things you've heard your coworkers say in the break room?

some of my favorites were

  1. I am half straight half faggot im bisexual

  2. I wanna work at target become director make mad money and retire in a mansion surrounded by big booty latinas

  3. I havent showered in a week

  4. A co worker is eating food that wsa suppose to be donated goes "we're donating the food to ourselves now".