I think that I shall never see...

...a chopping as bad as Kody did with that tree. For someone who has allegedly cut down "at least a thousand trees", his technique sucks. And I find it hard to believe he's chopped that many trees. Unless you're a professional tree cutter, or having to clear a huge piece of land, you're just not going to hit those numbers.

(Side note: was I the only one singing "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay" during that scene?)