Thou Shalt Remember Thy Sneeze. Happy 4 Year Sneezerversary!

I can't believe it's been (8)4 years! What a time to be alive.

Hope you enjoy this one. Happy Sneezerversary everyone!

This is not financial advice and not meant for self-promotion. This is not for commercial use. This is only meant for entertainment purposes only.

Lyrics:

Oh, the Sneeze; Remembered for it's unease. Main street media said they covered it all; Killed the price with a put wall.

Down the ladder Apes went; Forging diamond hands with kick-ass content and ways to vent. Now, FOUR YEARS LATER; We ignore the instigator and await the liquidator.

A four year tease; Delayed by criminals with the keys. Many cans were lost; Kicking the marginal cost.

Ken Griffin lied under oath; And about Citadel's growth.

The suspense is killing us; But, we continue to discuss; Ride the short bus; And slowly prove they're all treasonous.

The mother of all short squeezes is in sight; Trays are back, seats are upright. Apes are Buckled up; With tits jacked and capable of piercing a Dixie cup.

Ken Griffin lied under oath; And about Citadel's growth.

DFV proved we can win; Captain Chairman taught us our power comes from within. Thank you to all involved; No Sell until Shorties are in a Cell and all Shells are dissolved.

Grandiose abuse of the seven deadly sins; Produces karma in the form of the tiniest violins. I can't help, but grin. As they wonder what might have been. If Apes just took their 2021 wins.

Ken Griffin lied under oath; And about Citadel's growth.

Apes will win in the end; It's just around the bend. Hedgies won't comprehend; How GME managed to ascend.
But gamers know how to defend. Let's not pretend, This is when shorts meet their bitter end.