Post AEW πππππππ: ππ©π¦ ππͺπ³π΄π΅ ππ’π―π€π¦ 8/20/21 Discussion
Tonight's Results
| Match | Winner |
|---|---|
| Tag Team Eliminator: Private Party Vs. Jurassic Express | Jurassic Express |
| Jade Cargill Vs. Kiera Hogan | Jade Cargill |
| Jon Moxley Vs. Daniel Garcia | Jon Moxley |
Upcoming Shows & Announced Matches
Dynamite (8/25, Milwaukee WI)
- Tag Team Eliminator: Varsity Blonds Vs. Lucha Bros
- Red Velvet Vs. Jamie Hayter
- Orange Cassidy Vs. Matt Hardy
- Malakai Black Vs. Brock Anderson
Dynamite (9/1, Chicago IL)
AEW All Out 2021 (9/5, Chicago IL)
- Women's Battle Royale
- AEW World Championship: Christian Vs. Kenny Omega
- PAC Vs. Andrade El Idolo
- Paul Wight Vs. QT Marshall
- CM Punk Vs. Darby Allin
Dynamite (9/8, Cincinnati OH)
Dynamite (9/15, Newark NJ)
Tonight on πππππππ
CM Punk has entered the arena. He has been signed to All Elite Wrestling
When we come back from commercial Punk has a mic and is midring. βYou guys really know how to make a kid feel like Britt Baker in Pittsburghβ. He said he's winging this. He didn't plan on what to say, he didn't know how he was gonna feel, but he knew he needed to feel it-- and he feels you, Chicago, he hears you, Chicago. The crowd is still frenetically screaming CM PUNK. He said he's been hearing them for SEVEN YEARS, and he has a LOT to cover. The bad news is we won't get to it all tonight, but the good news is we have the TIME. He ain't going anywhere. Wednesdays, Fridays, Sundays, he has the time. The most important thing, he says, if at all, through his journey, his choices made you feel disappointed or let down-- let him just say he understands if you understand. He was sick, and he needed to recover. It wasn't going to happen where he was.
He wants to tell us a story. It's hot, he says, and takes off the hoodie. He sits in the ring. He felt before like he had to leave-- he didn't want to. This is when he worked for Ring of Honor. He knows why he was crying-- he had made a place where people could love professional wrestling. And it was because he was leaving a place he loved, home, and where he was going wasn't going to be easy. August 13th 2005 he left professional wrestling. August 20th 2021-- βI'm back.β He's back for us. He's back for him. But there's a hell of a lot of young talent he wishes he was surrounded by 10 years ago. He's back because the young talent has the passion he had, because there's scores to settle. He calls out Darby Allin. The crowd chants for Darby! He's there in the rafters with Sting. Punk says he's seen him get abused, and he always comes back. Just like the people here, he's tough. He's here to help. Darby Allin-- there's nothing more dangerous you could do than wrestling CM Punk. Except wrestling CM Punk in Chicago. He's going to be at All Out. One more thing-- seven years is a long time, on the way out, grab yourself a free ice cream bar on me. His music plays and we are out.
Christian is with Jurassic Express. He tells them to get out there and kick ass. He says no one can help the Bucks in that steel cage. He tells Kenny he's starting to strip that confidence away, and at All Out he's gonna eat his soul.
Kenny Omega is with Don. They're mad Jurassic Express won, another fluke win, Don says. Kenny says this entire event was meant for him. He says he's going to retire Christian again.
Kiera Hogan is here, she says she's the hottest flame, not a toy to be played with. Jade says she's done talking. She doesn't like playing with her food, but tonight she feasts.
Mark is here-- 2point0 is with Garcia alongside Mox. Garcia says he can't be the best without beating Mox. 2Point0 says Garcia is giving Mox a TASTE. Mox says he's gonna commit felony assault. Mox says Garcia has a better chance of getting him pregnant than winning. Mark says it's time for the main event.
Darby Allin and Sting come out to save Mox after 2point0 and Garcia jump him post-match. Sting splashes them, and then gives them a little death drop for good measure.
Post-Show Poll Results
8/14 Results
- Overall Rating: 4.29
- Best Match: Impact World Championship: Kenny Omega Vs. Christian (90.1%)
- Worst Match: AEW Women's World Championship: Britt Baker Vs. Red Velvet (16.3%)
- MVP: Christian (43.2%)
- Full results here