Big ass mansions are all well and good, but I've found my lotto win house right here

...and that's because I'm a single bloke who's weird. Plenty or garage space for that Jag and classic Porsche I always promised myself. Pool table is out, but I'm pretty sure I can fit two pinball machines I want into the living room.

Handy to the city center, plenty of things around to keep you entertained, and still enough money to buy that cottage in Cornwall for the weekends.

But bonus points to describing it as a three bed...that's a two bed and no more. Nice try EA, but no dice