Who wants to hear my conspiracy theory

Ok so let me set the stage...

Post-Taylor breakup and bravocon embarrassment, Shep needed image rehab, BAD. So he books a meeting with producer and equally cringey, too old friend - Whitney. Whitney decides to scroll through his creep feed on insta and lands on Sienna. Reaches out to her and tells her he has an opportunity of a lifetime - she can humiliate a washed up reality star ON TELEVISION! Now Shep gets to play the wounded bird getting a taste of his own medicine, Sienna gets screen time and brand deals for instagram, and Whitney gets to fund another round of bleached tips and cheek filler.

Idk very high thank you for listening to my Ted talk