Day in the life of Aphrodite *This is satire*

I wake up at 10 AM because I spent the last night fucking my golems like there was no tomorrow(I totally didn't force them to because I have negative rizz)

At 11 AM I go downstairs. But oh shit there's a problem. I CAN'T STAND. So I get my tired golems to lift my heavy ass up, and I then devour an entire planet. I gotta keep my chests stupidly large somehow!

In the afternoon. I do my model posting(I gotta give those teenage girls a negative body image somehow) and then shop for the 200,000 chairs I broke in the process. I then cater to my horny ahh audience and make adult videos of myself(Of course the golems instantly complied, those horny fucks)

In the evening I have my meeting with all the other gods and of course I just sit there being a useless horny commentator and comment on all the hot men.

Then at night, I sleep, and then break the bed.