A literal r/Shittyaskflying topic: how do I acquire thrust vectoring technology for my asshole?

I'm the manager of an FBO. Well, I mean, I just manage the bathroom. Also, I'm not really a manager - more like a senior cleanliness engineer. Anyway, our FBO here in West Virginia sees lots of elite pylotes come through every day. Some of them seem to have anal thrust vectoring. How can I acquire this technology for my own anus? Do I need a type rating?

I'm the manager of an FBO. Well, I mean, I just manage the bathroom. Also, I'm not really a manager - more like a senior cleanliness engineer. Anyway, our FBO here in West Virginia sees lots of elite pylotes come through every day. Some of them seem to have anal thrust vectoring. How can I acquire this technology for my own anus? Do I need a type rating?