Dylan G watching Dylan G eat Christmas Mints

Everyone’s talking about the incredible tightrope of ambiguity that Britt Lower is walking in the S2 premiere. Is she Helly or Helena? Why does she lie? Why doesn’t she come out of the elevator already puckered up for a smooch with Mark S?

Y’all are sleeping on the other acting achievement in this episode: Zach Cherry as Dylan, watching his animated version in the Lumon film. His reaction to seeing himself drink down a package of Christmas Mints was full of ambiguity. Is he offended? Does he want the mints NOW? Does he know what mints are? Is he gauging the other innies’ reactions to see how coveted AF the mints will be?

My theory? We’ll see some juicy Dylan-Helly snack conflicts this season. Unless it’s Helena; she’s not really the mint type.