Just got rejected by my crush on my birthday

This marks:

-8 year streak of being single ✅

-8 year streak of no one being interested in me ✅

-record 5th "let's just be friends :)" ✅

-13th consecutive rejection on record ✅

-Parents have officially given up ✅

-Younger siblings have all already experienced a real relationship ✅

-Less than a year left before the end of uni with no visible options except singlehood in sight ✅

-Did I mention it was my birthday? ✅

✨A truly ELITE player in the game of rejection ✨