Locus headcanons

What are some of your headcanons for locus? Anything about him! I’ll put some of mine, feel free to add your own in the comments :)

he’s 6’3”
he was a POW and that how he got his scars (he has X shaped scars on the backs of his hands as well as the one on his face)
he was raised by his abuela after his mother died
he’s a dog person. He had/has a Doberman named K-9 (Felix is a cat person and had an orange cat named Chianti)
he’s actually really good at cooking (he probably learned from his abuela)
he has a history of alcoholism triggered by PTSD so he avoids drinking
he’s on the spectrum
he keeps his hair long as a way to ground himself during PTSD episodes. He had to have short hair in the military so if he has a flashback episode, being able to grab his hair will help remind him that he can’t be in the military anymore because his hair is long
he needs reading glasses as he’s gotten older
he’s right handed
he knows more about anime than you would expect
he’s not interested in women. Interpret that how you want
idk if this is a headcanon but I think it would be really funny if he and Felix were legally married ONLY for legal reasons, like to protect their assets if one of them died or so they couldn’t be made to testify against eachother if they were ever caught. There’s no romance there, no ring, no proposal, nothing. It’s PURELY legal, but Felix is absolutely a dramatic bitch about it and says he wants a divorce every time he and locus argue
goes without saying but absolutely MASSIVE dong

half of these are serious and half of them aren’t. you can decide which is which