Why Can’t Portland Have Options

Although I grew up here, it’s infuriating how dead Portland is compared to Seattle. Why can’t Portland have a decent nightlife and not have bars close down before midnight or have cliques when it comes to dating?

It’s fucking mind blowing how closed off people are in Portland.

Downvote me. I dare all of you.

Edit: I’m reading your comments (all of em) and you guys are suggesting that it’s easy to meet people here. I have no fucking idea what you guys are smoking. Obviously all of you are going to haze me over my point of view but I will die on this hill.