People who say they have no accents. Looking at you US

Do you speak? Is it heard audibly? Congratulations, you have a fucking accent you numpty! No, it's not "neutral" or "normal" or "default". That's just you saying you can't hear your own accent.

Literally every single person on Earth who can speak has an accent cos there is no default. If you think you don't I'm going to assume you need to widen your friend group and your horizons.