I shit myself today.

Hello, yes i have now officially become a true wubby fan.

I did indeed shit myself on the sofa, next to my girlfriend. The day started as any other day, me and my beloved girlfriend was sitting on the sofa relaxing. After a little while and a cup of coffee, i needed to fart. I smiled not knowing the hell i was about to enter. I unleashed the fart, i said “uh that felt juicy,” like i always do. My girlfriend doesnt react, i say this a lot. I sit happily watching squid game season one getting ready for season two. then the smell hits. Thats weird, i thought, it smell alot like shit. i reached my hand down and withdrew imediatly as my hand became wet. my smile vanished. i smelled my hand in hope it might just be sweat. it wasnt sweat. i stand up in terror, i was deciding whether i should wash myself and act like nothing happened. Sitting in my shit until it hopefully disapears. Or if i should tell my beautiful girlfriend and traumatize her. Before i could decide, she asks while laughing, “did something come out?” this was joke, a joke she would regret. i said “yes.” hand still covered in shit, she looked at me shellshocked, then looked at where i had been sitting. she said nothing got up and grabbed things to start the cleaning process. i shamefully go wash up, then i crawl back into the crime scene, to see my girlfriend dutyfully cleaning up after my little accident. i beg her, “please stop, i cant let you do this.” she silently lets me clean while giving me almost every single cleaning agent we own. I created a mix of five different products and shit, the smell was unlike anything else. after an hour of trying everything, the smell dissapeared, i was endlessly apologizing. My girlfriend sighed, “its ok” she said “it was only an accident.” the rest of my carefully built selfesteem crumbled. Im now not much more than a infant or old person in her eyes. After some time, i did a smell check i couldnt smell anything but chemicals and vinegar. My girlfriend bowed down to smell aswell, i begged her to save the rest of my shame and stop. Then after some time, my girlfriend said, “well i have always been scared of you seeing me poop when i give birth, i guess thats not a problem anymore.” she gave me a smile. Somehow this beautiful amazing woman still loves me and can joke with me smile with me only hours after the scatsident. Also i have now officially claimed my side of the sofa. its a big day for me, and now i can be just like my hero Wubby, shitstained and proud.

Edit: now read on stream, this is sadly 100% true:,(