Guys... Pls don't be mad at me but...

I...I-I.. got... A jb... I know this sounds like a joke but Its not... I was forced by my mom to apply for the local GameStop... THEY DONT EVEN HAVE MERCY FIGURINES THERE! How can I goon now?! And... Some worse news... Recently I uh... How do I say this...? *Starts to sob I... Took a shwer... And it washed away all my smegma build up.. guys this is a dark chapter of my life so any support is welcomed. And although I may be wrking a j*b now. I think I'll be able to quit after a few months. We are strong. We are Warriors!. Together we are r/overwatchcirclejerk !