This monster is an affront to nature

Made sure the title didn't spoil anything.

First time meeting the Congalala and all I have to ask is, why? Why, nature? Why would you make a monkey whose purpose is to fart, poop and then poop fart out of its mouth? Why does it exist? Where in the evolutionary chart in Monster Hunter did someone above go, "Look a pink monkey! LET'S MAKE IT POOP AND FART ALL THE TIME!"

I will not capture it. Such a disgrace to nature shall not be deemed with such an honor. I will slay it as soon as possible and if I ever see it out in the Forest, I will correct that mistake immediately.

It should not exist and yet it does exist. WHHHHY!?