Who's going to inherit some Thomas Kinkade paintings?

So I'm at my mom's house, waiting for dinner. My brother and I each brought some bourbon and we are sipping a glass of each other's choice, looking at the pictures and "art". We just realized we both stand to inherit a sizeable Thomas Kinkade collection we don't want. Anyone else? If not, what Boomer artifacts do you stand to aquire? Please entertain me. I'm buzzed.