[Friendship] USA TF 22 You've never had a friend like me

My name is Foxbae.  If you end up being sigma, I will tell you my real name.  I want friends, but this world is weird and seems to think I am some morally flawed person for simply being the way I am, as such I am going to put everything about me in this post to filter out any people who think flexxing about their morals and values makes them cool.

Things about me:

  • I am a transgirl.  
  • Proud American Patriot!
  • I have an extreme cutsie aesthetic.  If you can’t handle it then the door is right there, no one made you DM me.
  • Extreme weeb.  I know every single obscure anime.  My life is basically anime.  I prefer cutesy anime because I want to be a cutie above everything else.
  • I look and dress like Nanase Kurumi.
  • I am a member of the LGBTQ+ community.  If you don’t like that, go away.
  • Proud 22 year old zoomer.  I use all the slang unironically.  
  • I have varied interests.  I am an artist, singer, musician, pro gamer, legitimate businesswoman, inventor, drift queen, pro racer, CEO, queen, and gangster.  I have tons of things to talk and yap about.  I am a big fan of Touhou and I want more Touhou fans to be my friend.  Touhou is basically my life.  
  • My main hero is King Louis XIV because he was one of the realest people in history.  Out of all the people from the past, he is the one I relate to and admire the most.  He kept it real.  I have tons of more heroes (ask).
  • I am extremely picky about who I talk to.  I am in control of everything in my life, I do admit I have main character syndrome, and if I am offended by you or don’t like you in any way I will dip so quickly you would have thought I took an invis potion.  If you think I am narcissistic, or that I am a “sh*tty human being” idc.  You don’t have to DM me if you don’t want to.  Ideally whoever responds to this post is like me and as such understands my philosophy.
  • I have autism.  This is my main trait.  Disrespect it and there will be no second chances with me.
  • Despite this, as long as you treat me right, I will be the best friend you ever had.  If I like you and bond with you enough, I will be your ally, help you anytime you need, and make sure you are looked-after.  Trust me, you want me as your friend.
  • I keep it real.  I live in a mansion (not with my family mind you).
  • I do admit I like to flex but not to offend anyone or to make them feel bad, but to inspire them.  I want everyone to live the life I do.  If you don’t like it tell me and I’ll stop.
  • Apolitical.
  • Top honor CS college student despite actually having a low-IQ.  That’s how real I keep it.
  • Extremely edgy but will respect boundaries if my jokes offend others.  
  • I don’t censor myself at all.  I say whatever I want to establish my realness to others.

What I am looking for:

  • Touhou fans
  • People like me
  • People from cool places like NYC, South Florida, Europe, or Cape Verde.
  • People who are sigma
  • People who are skibidi
  • People who like loud
  • People who are thugs
  • Artists
  • Cutesie people
  • People who respect autism
  • People who understand my manner of speaking.
  • Someone who respects my grind
  • Someone who likes drip.

What am I not looking for:

  • Stereotypical Redditors
  • People obsessed with relationships, dating, and gender.  (will be checking your post history.)
  • People who judge others for their morals or values.
  • Annoying atheists
  • People who are smug
  • Elitist people
  • Annoying people
  • Trolls
  • People who can’t handle me passing out for 8 hours while talking to them (all the smoking I do causes that tbh)

If you reply to this post, all I can say is get ready