“Safe and respectful workplace” (USA)

The location I work at is REALLY pushing the “Safe and respectful workplace” slogan lately, especially the no swearing part of it. I get it, I really do. We’re in service and we need to behave. I have the mouth of a sailor however, so it’s been…an adjustment. I decided I want to start “swearing” by saying really out of pocket things instead of normal swears. I already try to say things like “God bless America!” instead of goddamnit, I’m also a fan of “hella” and “heckin” as replacements for other words. I’m thinking adding some new phrases or words to my roster that are weird/funny/maybe even Shakespearean could really help a lot with my heavy use of bad words. Any suggestions?