Cute. Maybe with new ownership.

“2030: Mariners over Brewers

Fun fact: Julio Rodríguez will turn 30 years old in 2030. He also could be playing in another team’s uniform by this point, depending on what happens with various option decisions, based on the extension he signed in 2022. But I simply refuse to believe Rodríguez won’t end up being the Mariners’ savior their fans have been dreaming he would be for all these years. We’re going to concoct a Mariners’ dream scenario here: Rodríguez stays in Seattle and then wins them their first World Series. It will be kind of cruel to do it against another team trying to win its first World Series -- with its own savior in Jackson Chourio -- but it’s a cruel game sometimes.”

“2030: Mariners over Brewers

Fun fact: Julio Rodríguez will turn 30 years old in 2030. He also could be playing in another team’s uniform by this point, depending on what happens with various option decisions, based on the extension he signed in 2022. But I simply refuse to believe Rodríguez won’t end up being the Mariners’ savior their fans have been dreaming he would be for all these years. We’re going to concoct a Mariners’ dream scenario here: Rodríguez stays in Seattle and then wins them their first World Series. It will be kind of cruel to do it against another team trying to win its first World Series -- with its own savior in Jackson Chourio -- but it’s a cruel game sometimes.”