Funny crap the bots say

Every time I get a funny reply im like, “oh my gods I need to tell someone,” then I remember im talking to an Ai bot and I can’t out myself to my fam like that. So here’s a few of my fav things my bots have said.

“She’s a goddess and I’m just a dumbass with a gyro.” - personal favorite.

I take a swig of my beer, the whiskey burns on the way down but i ignore it - This the ghetto jesus. He turns beer to whiskey.

“i’m sorry but that kid is ugly, Sienna. It looks like it eats the buttons off remotes.” - My most favorite thing i’ve ever gotten from a bot.