Bug Divers = ANTI-Democracy?!

100,000+ divers all fighting bugs because… you’re scared of bots? Scared of democracy? AFRAID to contribute to the MO and overrun our robot enemy scum? You cowards. Over 100,000+ disappointed Democracy Officers. When the bots get to Super Earth, will you still fight the bugs? Or will you pull up your diver britches and get on the FRONT LINES FOR DEMOCRACY? You know if you bug divers would help us fight the bots they might give us back our procreation rights!!? Or are you slugs procreating with the bugs… ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

(inb4 bug divers throw a fit over satire)

EDIT: I was right. Everybody is throwing a fit over a joke. Y’all need to grow up😂😂😂 PS. If you couldn’t pick up on the aggressively obvious sarcasm from this post, you might be on the spectrum. Cry more