Dumbledore is hilarious.

So, I recently started reading the harry potter books, I have watched the movies but just never seemed interested much in the books. Recently my mother posed me a challenge to see who could finish the books first, being bored I accepted I am currently reading the first book when I came across this, it was absolutely hilarious and requires recognition, I feel let down it wasn't included in the movies.

   “Welcome,” he said. “Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

  “Thank you!”

He sat back down. Everybody clapped and cheered. Harry didn’t know whether to laugh or not.

“Is he — a bit mad?” he asked Percy uncertainly.

“Mad?” said Percy airily. “He’s a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?”