OMG everyone hates us!

Why does everyone suddenly hate us?!? I've literally NEVER, EVER heard anyone say something bad about federal employees until like two weeks ago, but now EVERYONE hates ALL OF US!

I've been a fed a very long time - going on three years now - and I don't understand this! First it was a close friend who told me I was overpaid and do no work just because I'm a fed. Then a bird pooped on my windshield and I'm pretty darn sure it's because I'm a fed. I went to the vape store and they said they didn't have my favorite flavor in stock, but I think they just held it back because I'm a fed. Finally, my neighbor's son threw a ball that tapped my car door... Violence from a child just because I'm a fed!

How do you all cope with this unbridled hate and aggression? I'm literally shaking.