Cards against humanity - fanfic version

This was fun the last two times, so let’s do it again.

Marked nsfw cause this is cards against humanity.

In the comments, leave a prompt somehow related to fanfiction.

Responders have two option:

Leave an answer related to fanfiction (a tag, specific famous fanfic, etc)

OR

A quote from one of your fics that you think would work as a hilarious response.

The response to each comment with the most upvotes wins. (Don’t downvote other’s answers to make yours win please. There is no award. This is just for fun).