This is embarrassing!

I've been a professional programmer most of my life, and a power vi user for over 25 years. I consider myself to be an extremely fast and efficient computer operator. I just got my first split ergo (Corne 6 column from Typeractive) without keycap markings. I am embarrassed to now realize that at no time in my life did I ever actually learn how to type.

Retraining my brain right now is incredibly humbling, and super fun! It's been three days now, and I'm finally brave enough to type this entire message. It only took five minutes!