Jorge Rivera Herrans has ruined my life

i hate jorge rivera herrans he has ruined my life with his quick jingles (ex; little froggy in the window, mother deer, and so on) i had to pee but my brother was in the bathroom so i just turned to look at my dog and went "there's a maaaan in the bathroom, there's a maan in the shower there's a maaaan in the bathroom, i hope he don't take an hour" then i just, stood there like, "fuck, this man has ruined me" he has ruined me to my very core, I cannot do a single thing without thinking of EPIC or singing a random jingle about said thing. someone save me this reminds me of the amogus copypasta but it's genuine, it's REAL, he has RUINED ME