Stupid Donghua Rules For Life

I love the genre. Please forgive my "irreverence" :) ;)

a) When supporting an ambushed ally, always loudly announce your from-behind 'sneak' attack on the enemy, (in support of your ambushed ally), so the enemy is fully aware and can easily parry or block it. A very loud shout, grunt, or even telling them the name of the spell you're casting is Gggggggreat!

b) Always engage in D&D style turn-based battle. Remember, thou shalt not interrupt an enemy spending a 30 seconds or a minute to load/cast a devastating spell that will assuredly kill and injure many of your allies, as well as yourself! It's far better to watch as if mesmerized like a deer in the headlamps.

Also, if you think of it, vocally admire it, maybe even have brief conversations about its merits and sthpetacularnesth! as it's being cast.

c). Always believe the lying snake, who is well-known to be a lying snake, over anyone they are slandering.

Believe it to your core, without question, and ideally without exception, then violently attack anyone who even tries to oppose their snake-ish lies.

EDIT: d) If you're a cultivator of any sort, (especially sect bosses and other imperial types) when faced with an emergency at the city walls etc, walk, (don't run, don't even jog!), in as stately a manner as possible to it. Allow the emergency to fully develop by the time you arrive.

Feel free to add your own!