I love neighbours who loudly talk to their dogs at 5.30am.

I have a neighbour with six dogs in the UK, next door. Posted about him before waking us up at all hours especially in the summer, meaning we can't sleep with windows open. This morning I was woken by the sound of him loudly calling out "Simon, get here! Simon, leave that. Get down! Willow, stop it!" Right outside our house. It woke both me and the wife up, and we were so irritated we struggled get back to sleep, meaning his fucking crotch sniffing, hair losing, piss stinking, cornhole exposing, flea ridden, noise making clippity clawed tripe loving BASTARDS cost us much needed sleep before work. Thanks. Collar wearing cunts.